Future lovers, please read this text carefully! This is the guide to happiness with the writer. Because everything here is autobiographical. It's true, it's real, it's real. Is it? Oooops. Now it gets awesome: double bottom. Oscillating between a fictional person (cis-woman, writer, early thirties, white, bisexual, married, looking for a lover, a lover) and me. A fusion, a resolution, a game. After all, don't female writers get confused with their characters anyway? So why go to the trouble of creating a protagonist who is as far away from the writer as possible? Exactly. Pure waste of time and energy. Yet time and energy, along with money, are important units in such a life. In capitalism. In patriarchy.20